judgementor | [Jikan IC Inbox][un: redwine]

"Leave a message. If it's important, I'll get back to you."

*beep*

if you keep saying such things, I'll have to silence you

I haven't said anything to you, idiot.

( ??? Steak is confused. )

what the hell are you talking about?
i didn't send anything.

( hold please while he actually opens the text thread. )

...
why is my phone sending old messages?!

( And ones that were definitely part of a not worksafe chat, at that. )

And who were you sending a message like that to?

( ... do we really think Nik thought that part through? )

a friend of mine.

What friends do you have that you're talking to like that?

Apart from me.