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[judgementor]

"Leave a message. If it's important, I'll get back to you."

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[judgementor]

Wonderful.

I really should ask you to write some poetry for me while you're sober.

[ilqaras]

I find I write my best work after a drink or two.

However, I think the choice of drink is what also inspires me. I've a particularly nice vintaged wine open right now.

[judgementor]

Really? And without me. I'm almost hurt.

[ilqaras]

My apologies. You're more than welcome to join me if you're free.

I'd rather be drinking you instead, if I may be honest.

[judgementor]

That's definitely one of your worst lines.

[ilqaras]

I'm sure I can do worse. Its just a matter of if you want to endure it or not.

[judgementor]

I think I can take it. Impress me.

[ilqaras]

Oh, now I can't come up with something on the spot with this sort of pressure!

[judgementor]

I'm waiting, Do.