[Jikan IC Inbox][un: redwine]

[judgementor]

"Leave a message. If it's important, I'll get back to you."

*beep*

Comments

;D

[battlebound]

( don't look at him like that!!! even through text!!! he CAN FEEL YOUR JUDGEMENT, ASSHOLE. )

A legitimate one.

[judgementor]

In what world is that a legitimate question?!

[battlebound]

This world forces us to become intimate with others and you wonder why I ask?!

( he is... definitely not saying that this comes from Y/NxRW fanfic, okay? )

[judgementor]

If it bothers you why don't we just keep away from one another?

[battlebound]

What?

( what kind of 2 + 2 = purple reply is THAT? )

What does that have to do with anything?!

[judgementor]

About as much as your asking me if I like being tied up has to do with anything.

Do you think we're going to be in a convenient position to make that happen the next time something strange occurs? Or were you just planning to bind my wrists together with the sleeve of your jacket the next time you get the overwhelming urge to rail me into a futon?

[battlebound]

( talking to Red Wine is a mistake. it is always a mistake. )

Excuse me for being curious! Not everything has a practical application!

( yeah, Steak, you're not fooling anyone let alone the guy who's known you longest with this "pure curiosity" bullshit. )

[judgementor]

The only reason I can see for you wanting to know if I like that is if you were planning on doing it.

[battlebound]

That shows how lacking in imagination you are. There are plenty of other reasons.

[judgementor]

How disappointing.

[battlebound]

( ... huh???

wait. what? )

What's that supposed to mean?!

[judgementor]

I thought for a moment you might have actually had an exciting idea.

[battlebound]

( ...............

Steak.exe has stopped responding. give him a minute to reboot. )

If you wanted to do it, why didn't you just say so?

[judgementor]

So it is something that you want to do, then?

[battlebound]

Well, yes.
It sounds interesting.

[judgementor]

'Interesting'?

What a clinical way to put it.

[battlebound]

What would you call it, then?!

[judgementor]

Exciting.

[battlebound]

( well, okay. he can't deny that. the fanfic certainly painted a picture there, otherwise he would never have asked. )

And what else?

[judgementor]

Why don't you try it and find out?

[battlebound]

You're going to have to come home for that.

( actually, Steak, first you should probably get some restraints. )

[judgementor]

Is that an order?

[battlebound]

It is.

( as the leader of the Knights of the Holy Sword, it's his right. )

[judgementor]

Fine, then.

[battlebound]

( it is about the second he sends that last text that Steak realises he really will be tying Red Wine up with whatever clothes are passable, that he'll be tying Red Wine up.

and he decides to do the only sensible thing any person would in this scenario: run out to the nearest sex shop to buy proper restraints.

so, when Red Wine is getting back, he'll probably run into Steak, doing the same thing plus one non-descript bag. )