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[judgementor]

"Leave a message. If it's important, I'll get back to you."

*beep*

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[ilqaras]

That's one way of looking at it.

But I do thank you for telling me, all the same. Perhaps I can help contribute to this gift of life.

[shhh don't say anything Red Wine he's sleep deprived]

[judgementor]

I'm sure you're only thinking of spending more time in my delightful company, and not of what I can do to you in the bedroom.

[ilqaras]

A bit of column A, a bit of column B.

If you want be to be completely honest, I do enjoy your company.

[judgementor]

Of course you do, what's not to enjoy?

But likewise. I enjoy your company as well.

[ilqaras]

Hey, now, don't let your ego get the best of you. You might not be able to fit that inflated head through the door when you come visit me next.

[judgementor]

[Haha.]

My ego is one of the best things about me. One should always remain keenly aware of one's finer qualities, after all. Something you could do well to keep in mind, Do.

[ilqaras]

[woW RUDE????]

I come to you in a time of need for consolation, and yet, I've been met with violence. Do I truly deserve this?

[judgementor]

That depends, is it working?

[ilqaras]

I feel rather attacked, if that's what you mean.

[judgementor]

But you're smiling, aren't you.

[ilqaras]

That is rather presumptuous of you.

So what if I am?

[judgementor]

Then you should be grateful, because I've managed to cheer you up.

And I didn't even have to make you curse this time.

[ilqaras]

You really won't let me live that one down? Horrible.

But, that reminds me, consider this an informal invitation to come visit my new home.

[judgementor]

Dear me. A new home and you're already thinking of things like that?

How scandalous.

[ilqaras]

For tea, Red Wine.

Thank you for confirming my assumptions on how truly horrible you are.

[judgementor]

I thought I'd made that quite clear by now. I am not a nice man.

But I do enjoy tea, so I shall take you up on that offer.

[ilqaras]

Nice or no, you're still rather charming.

And if you truly were not a "nice man", you wouldn't be up keeping me company.

[judgementor]

If you believe me to be a good person, then that's enough for me.

[ilqaras]

Of course I believe you're a good person. You've done nothing but prove that point. Again, I'm sure you would not have answered my message in the middle of the night in favour of more sleep if you weren't.

[judgementor]

I wouldn't answer just anyone in the middle of the night.

[ilqaras]

Oh? And what makes me so special?

[judgementor]

I actually give a damn about you.

[ilqaras]

[it's a handful of minutes before Dohalim answers back, as if trying to figure out what to say]

I suppose me telling you how to feel about me otherwise won't be acceptable.

[judgementor]

You can try it but I think we both know I'm not going to listen to you.

[ilqaras]

Are you sure I cannot convince you? A shame, really. I was hoping I could save you from the disappointment.